Tired not what i expected - HTC EVO 3D

After spending some time with her, i am sure now is not what i expected i am returning my wife.
1. Hard to look at. I have to spend time adjusting my vision just to look ar her.
2. Discharge quickly. Whe we wan to get intimate shes always tired.
3. Leakage. I wont go there.
4. Low signal. Sometimes i wonder if is ther is a brain in her.
5. Too heavy. Hard to get around.
6. Too much bloatware. Every time she speaks only junk comes out of her mouth.
I hope im still in my 30 days.
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Haha good one
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TX2000 said:
After spending some time with her, i am sure now is not what i expected i am returning my wife.
1. Hard to look at. I have to spend time adjusting my vision just to look ar her.
2. Discharge quickly. Whe we wan to get intimate shes always tired.
3. Leakage. I wont go there.
4. Low signal. Sometimes i wonder if is ther is a brain in her.
5. Too heavy. Hard to get around.
6. Too much bloatware. Every time she speaks only junk comes out of her mouth.
I hope im still in my 30 days.
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Guessing that there were no BJ's.....i mean GB's either?

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Lol this was a pleasure to read. Thanks

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Forgot to add. She was rooted
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jayharper08 said:
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exactly !! .....

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TX2000 said:
After spending some time with her, i am sure now is not what i expected i am returning my wife.
1. Hard to look at. I have to spend time adjusting my vision just to look ar her.
2. Discharge quickly. Whe we wan to get intimate shes always tired.
3. Leakage. I wont go there.
4. Low signal. Sometimes i wonder if is ther is a brain in her.
5. Too heavy. Hard to get around.
6. Too much bloatware. Every time she speaks only junk comes out of her mouth.
I hope im still in my 30 days.
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Well as long as u did not get her pregnant its all good bro .....don't want that child support to come and haunt u later in life ...LOL
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slayer69 said:
What did you expect the phone to make you coffee and give you a BJ? Happy trails trolling else where.
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Did you even read the OP?

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TX2000 said:
After spending some time with her, i am sure now is not what i expected i am returning my wife.
1. Hard to look at. I have to spend time adjusting my vision just to look ar her.
2. Discharge quickly. Whe we wan to get intimate shes always tired.
3. Leakage. I wont go there.
4. Low signal. Sometimes i wonder if is ther is a brain in her.
5. Too heavy. Hard to get around.
6. Too much bloatware. Every time she speaks only junk comes out of her mouth.
I hope im still in my 30 days.
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I can put up with all the s**t you mentioned. it's the intercourse fraustrate me.

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not for one eyed people or 2 eyed people its 3d gives headache, 4g was the best after hd2 leo, i keep loosing my icons, overheats, can't watch movies over 1.5gb with native app, 2d camera is terrible, connection is like horrible here in Illinois regardless where you are, i have tested range in b/w schaumburg to downtown Chicago lake shore, no 4g what so ever! reception is terrible, does not read 16gb/8gb SD card well, back speaker is **** i had to download equalizer even though sprint told me not to download any system related apps, the flash light is not as powerful as 4gs, native video player crashes, 3d switch button does not switch to 3d mode from 2d mode at times. i went to return it and Sprint Sales coporate in Addison IL after testing my phone told me that " yeah i see, i see what you talking about, everything will be fixed with next update" "but sorry if you return it we can only give you refurbished Evo 4g" o' boy did i get screwed.

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belayboy said:
not for one eyed people or 2 eyed people its 3d gives headache, 4g was the best after hd2 leo, i keep loosing my icons, overheats, can't watch movies over 1.5gb with native app, 2d camera is terrible, connection is like horrible here in Illinois regardless where you are, i have tested range in b/w schaumburg to downtown Chicago lake shore, no 4g what so ever! reception is terrible, does not read 16gb/8gb SD card well, back speaker is **** i had to download equalizer even though sprint told me not to download any system related apps, the flash light is not as powerful as 4gs, native video player crashes, 3d switch button does not switch to 3d mode from 2d mode at times. i went to return it and Sprint Sales coporate in Addison IL after testing my phone told me that " yeah i see, i see what you talking about, everything will be fixed with next update" "but sorry if you return it we can only give you refurbished Evo 4g" o' boy did i get screwed.
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Bud, did you even read the title, the op, and anything at all? What the hell is this? I mean, honestly, what the HELL is this? The post has nothing to do with original topic. Plus, reading your run-along paragraph gave me a head ache that no 3d phone could approach.
Beyond that, I see this is your first post in the forums. Frustration aside, I truly mean it when I say welcome to the forums. I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I have.
The op can't even post a topic making fun of trolls without trolls POLLUTING IT!
Anyway, I though the post was hilarious.
Thanks

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-no off switch
-no on switch (this function was removed in an ota update)
-volume is way too loud
-ability to remotely detect when I'm having fun or relaxing and ruin it.
-networks with other silimar models and harnesses the power of cluster computing...mainly focused at discrediting me
-makes money disappear
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mlin said:
Did you even read the OP?
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Good point lol I guess I was looking at it from the wrong way....I take back what I said and see the humor of the post.....mistake noticed.....
My apologies to the OP!

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OP, be very careful. Some places, the ETF is way more expensive than keeping said model around....

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After she gives up the bootloader your relationship will improve considerably.

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DAMNIT CANT FIND THE RECEIP.!!!!!
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Excellent!! You got her drunk right? Many did...drunk with blind excitement.
The unboxing is always good....but this one has its share of blemishes once you sober up.
Couple hiotties coming down the pike ...quick divorce is worth considering.

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nine07 said:
After she gives up the bootloader your relationship will improve considerably.
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Lol nice one
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nine07 said:
After she gives up the bootloader your relationship will improve considerably.
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Wow
...your good! Gotta deal with the HTC pimp tho..