Funny things people say about your huge phone - Verizon Samsung Galaxy Note II

So, my friend (she's an iZombie of course) just asked if my phone was the "S4 Note".
I know this probably more because of Samsung's S4 fragmentation with the zoom/active/mini etc. models but I have noticed I've gotten quite a few funny comments/questions about this device, and so far no where to share it in my favorite XDA section!
Some of you must have a few humorous comments that you've received, post them here and share the laughs. :laugh:

"You can make calls on that thing?"
"Bet the porn on that screen is amazing"
"Wish my iphone was that big"
Sent from my note 2 ya bish!

You look like you're holding an iPad Mini to your ear (on days that I forget my BT Ear Piece)
Why are you using a tablet to take pictures (but that usually stops once they see the pics and I don't have to do endless scrolling on websites)
Apple is Innovative, just look at my perfectly sized 4" screen, to which I usually reply,,,,Android was innovative in 2010 when they started having 4" screens, and you don't see me having any issues holding my 5.5" phone.
Best one....at the office....my co-worker always running around, trying to find another Apple user to see if he can use his proprietary connector to charge his phone.....out of spite I put my USB Cable on his desk once.

It's that a Lcd TV?
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"How do you fit that big thing in your pocket"
"Omg that is so huge can I hold it?"
Both things I would never hear ever without this phone!
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"That thing is huge!"
Me: That(pointing to his iPhone)thing is small.
Or
"How do you fit that in your pocket?"
Usually there's some profanity in the first question lol but that's the one I get quite frequently. This phone is awesome!
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lol the innuendos with how it's size and pockets are never ending.
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Girl: "It's.... soooooo.... humongous!!!"
Me: "I get that all the time... ohh and my phone is big too..."

halffrozen said:
Girl: "It's.... soooooo.... humongous!!!"
Me: "I get that all the time... ohh and my phone is big too..."
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... and the phone too hahaha
Sent from my note 2 ya bish!

d12unk13astard said:
... and the phone too hahaha
Sent from my note 2 ya bish!
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I thought it was funny... wife didn't think too much of it... lol

A buddy of mine saw my phone for the first time and stated; "I see you decided to bring your flat-screen TV with you.... God Damn!"
Then he began to fumble around with his little IPhone (The smart phone for stupid people)...
Wuestsider X!
Sent with my mighty Galaxy Note II!

I occasionally get the "wow is that thing big" but alot of people around here either have a s3 s4 or note 2 so it doesn't really phase them. When i first got it is when I got alot of comments because it was still so new. A friend of mine asked me to see it (when a hot girl asks for your phone you just hand it over hahaha) but she is tiny, by tiny I mean 4'10" and maybe 110lbs. Well it truly looked like she was holding a tablet. Haha. That's when I saw how big it is. But I can never go back to a smaller phone now.

People: "how can you use a phone that big?"
Me: "I'm used to handling big things."
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here lately, there are more note 2's or s4's than iphones at the hospital so not as many comments as there used to be.

I get it all the time at the university I work at. Big screen tv, 80's boombox, table for our food. I just wait until one of my coworkers tries to show a youtube video, I go to the same one, and then put my phone next to theirs. That usually quiets those types of people.
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1ManWolfePack said:
People: "how can you use a phone that big?"
Me: "I'm used to handling big things."
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Lmao!
halffrozen said:
Girl: "It's.... soooooo.... humongous!!!"
Me: "I get that all the time... ohh and my phone is big too..."
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I love this one too, hahaha.

Black funny Coworker: "Damn n***a what is that a iPad or tablet?!"
Funniest comment I've gotten so far, Lmao.
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I often hear...
He's got his mini TV
Lets watch youtube
Best comment yet by some random blonde woman.
How can you even use that, its so big... my reply its not hard if you are already accustomed to big equipment.

I was out eating hibachi for lunch yesterday and the the chef was talking about an old commercial and he seen my note on the table and told me to look it up on my Galaxy tablet!!
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Them: Overcompensating are we....?
Me: Nope, just complementing.

Related

Craziest thing happened in my local ATT store...

I walked in lastnight to buy my Note and the sales lady greeted me. We talked about the note for a bit, went to the display model and gave it a quick whirl and then I went through with placing the order for my upgrade.
I was there maybe 35 - 40 minutes and during that time, the same display model that I had used earlier, was stolen. They just left the back of the case attached to the security plug and took the body/battery.
There had to have been about 12 - 15 ATT store employees there and no one saw anything. Ofcourse they have video and the IMEI number so as soon as the phone is activated they can shut it down, but that was just incredible to me that someone had the balls to pull a stunt like that.
Drama aside, I'm loving the hell out of my white note! I'm 6-1, 225 coming from an Atrix and now that 4" screen looks like a toy. My wife is appalled at the size, but she's an ifangirl so... what can ya do lol
Haha, an ifangirl eh? Have to work on that man! I'm loving this phone too and I'm also coming from an Atrix. HUGE improvement. Recently converted the parents from their isheepism to the dark side of Android. Now the dad is rocking a Razr Maxx and the mom is using a Galaxy Nexus (they are on Verizon.) I think I did pretty good with that conversion! Lol. They are addicted to Android now, like I am.
That's unreal it was stolen while you were there. You made a killer phone choice, enjoy.
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Err0xx said:
Haha, an ifangirl eh? Have to work on that man! I'm loving this phone too and I'm also coming from an Atrix. HUGE improvement. Recently converted the parents from their isheepism to the dark side of Android. Now the dad is rocking a Razr Maxx and the mom is using a Galaxy Nexus (they are on Verizon.) I think I did pretty good with that conversion! Lol. They are addicted to Android now, like I am.
That's unreal it was stolen while you were there. You made a killer phone choice, enjoy.
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I've been trying to convert the boss lady, but she's quite happy being told how her phone should work lol.
I've converted my 2 brothers and their wives to Android though, all from iphones lol. I think I've done a fairly good job!
Yeah, the person who took the phone is on video and that IMEI is effectively a paperweight at this point. I hope it was worth it to the thief... I almost feel bad for that craig's list /ebay victim if they sell it that way.
Lol kind of dumb for them to attach it just by the back.
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Willanhanyard said:
Lol kind of dumb for them to attach it just by the back.
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I can pop the back off with my CommuteMate DashGrip pad. That thing sticks so well I was using it to vertically mount the Note for the drive home back from BestBuy. I don't have any finger nails to pry off the back so I can use it if needed, lol.
Congrats on your Note purchase.
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Happens every once and a while in our store. We can't physically stop anyone who does it either.
And the security attachment is supposed to be on both sides of the phone
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Yeah at my store in schaumburg, it happens literally once a month.... however, people are getting clever with it. This one guy stole an iPhone 4s but get this.... he replaced it with an iPhone 4! I tried to demo siri to someone and was literally like... dafuq is this? One other time some guy stole an lg thrill and we had a running joke that he was the one that got duped
When you have like twelve people waiting to be helped you can't really fix problems, make sure you dont make mistakes in accounts and watch for thieves at the same time
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That's it?
Boring....
And it I thought it was something exciting like you figured out how to get your Note to do dishes or something....

Note to Ear

Just a random thought again...from watching various reviews of the size of the Note and it's use for making phone calls I am feeling 2 camps....
1) Do I look funny? Are people mocking and pointing fingers at me? I'm embarassed.
2) I'm one bad ass dude...that's right!
Which are you? Which do you want to be?
I dont see why anyone gives a flying f what you have up to your ear. I would laugh at someone with an iphone just because its a fad phone. 98% of the iphone users dont have a clue why its a good phone.
I might have a big head but I don't feel weird holding this awesome piece of technology next to my ear. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Same here, nothing but pride..
If your so conceited as to think people are watching you and care enough to laugh at how large the phone is that you hold to your head, you have much bigger issues. See what I did there?
I couldn't care less.
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I actually used it to my ear much more than the speaker and so far, no one gave a tiny rat's ass in a room full of people at a dental office. People care way too much about what people think these days. The phone is actually not That big. It only seems that way because we live in an iPhone world where 3.5 inch screens are classified as normal.
-On another NOTE, Samsung goes 5.3"
Still have my Iphone4, and would hardly call it a fad phone. I went with the Note only because of the larger screen, and it turns out that I absolutely love the Note too.
The Iphone has better apps available, it is very smooth, and it always works, so I can't knock it at all.
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Eric-1987 said:
I dont see why anyone gives a flying f what you have up to your ear. I would laugh at someone with an iphone just because its a fad phone. 98% of the iphone users dont have a clue why its a good phone.
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"Because it just works"....lol quote from a friend of mine. I said one word to him Flash
hoogo said:
Same here, nothing but pride..
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Same here...had to hold the "Mighty Note" to my head yesterday & it didn't feel as weird as I thought it would. My Dell Streak 5 helped to break me in, I guess.
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When I hold my gigantic phone up to my ear, it blocks you from my vision, and, therefore, I don't give 2 sh**s what you f***ing think.
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I laugh every time someone makes a comment about how my phone is too big to talk on. It's one of the only phones where the earpiece is near the ear and the mouthpiece is near the mouth.
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Recently, I was eligible for an early upgrade. My Galaxy S II was just a bit too small, so it came down to the Note, and the Skyrocket. In the end , I chose the Skyrocket, because the Note was not a one handed phone. The Skyrocket is a perfect size for my large hands. I'm not going to say the Note is too big a phone; it's just too big for me.
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Do you remember when?
The smaller and more compact your phone, the more expensive and desirable it was? Boy- have things changed!
a bag of it said:
I laugh every time someone makes a comment about how my phone is too big to talk on. It's one of the only phones where the earpiece is near the ear and the mouthpiece is near the mouth.
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That's actually a great point!
I could care less what people think 'cause I'm rocking the baddest smartphone in the market to date, other phones stand in the shadow of the mighty note!
I'm in the "suck it!" camp. They don't have to use it if they don't like it. To each his own I say.
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You know what's priceless, when you pull it out of your pocket and people are like WTF!?! Is that a phone??? And Im like yeahhhh
Sent from my awesome Galaxy Note!

Anyone making fun of iPhone users?

I'm sure all of us have been teased by these people, them saying its too big, etc is that a tablet? Blah blah blah! I got sick of it and started reading them back. Curious what some of you have come up with, these are mine.
"*squint* What is that? A phone for ants!"
"Wow your keychain has internet on it? That's awesome!"
"Oh man! How do you read on that thing? The screen is the size of a post it"
I got to admit i love the look on there face when they try out my note.
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Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
burhanistan said:
Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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Twisted politiks said:
By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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I always thought so
burhanistan said:
Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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I didn't say it defines anyonem . Just talking about playful teasing among friends
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I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Willanhanyard said:
Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Either your too serious or your friends are. Who would stop being friends with someone over a harmless joke
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I owned a 3g and ip4 for a good 2+ years....so was very used to it.
HOWEVER, I laughed at myself today...at BestBuy I saw a display for a Blood Pressure arm band attached to a small, dinky looking device.
After staring at the device, i paused, laughed almost out loud and realized it was an iPhone...I had to do a double take just to make sure...it seemed so miniature.
Willanhanyard said:
Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
Sent from the best phone in the world Galaxy Note!!!
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Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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bbgt2 said:
Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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That's the mentality of iPhone users lol !!! you can't say anything negative about the product.
Me and there of my friends at work have a friendly phone war going on. Two have Androids and the other two have iPhones. We're always trying to "out feature" each other. They had to admit that they both were thinking of switching to Android when we finished with them.
It's funny watching iPhone users looking at the screen 2 inches from their face.... Haha.
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I have a friend that bashes Android all the time but he has an htc rezound. Anytime something happens to his phone he says if he had an iphone he wouldn't have that problem.
On the other hand, every time i whip out my note there is the occasional...gd, wtf, holy sh#t, and other comments that make me smile
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imitenotbecrazy said:
I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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I do same thing,am like what's this small thing you got leaving my Note on desk in a way they look.
And I show Note,everyone feels a shame of their iPhone and accept Note is best, but only few admit by tongue, and some show other way frustration.
Well I enjoy all, so funny.
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I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
rich250 said:
I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
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True.
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And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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bbgt2 said:
And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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What
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I've converted a few seemingly faithful iSheep to galaxy phones and have had letters written to best buy thanking me lol some people are willing to break the mold and try something else. Some are hopeless
The hopeless ones are the most fun to mess with hahaha
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So many PROs and CONs, the PROS out weight the CONS.
After showing 7 iPhone users at work the note, they just curl their tail up under their butt and walk away without saying anything.
I know they knew they made a mistake getting th iphone.
LOL

Love my i717

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b3asty said:
That is all.
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Really? WOW, You better give me back 5 seconds of time wasted here
Haha
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sweetboy02125 said:
Really? WOW, You better give me back 5 seconds of time wasted here
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LOL.. I could always elaborate...
I have somehow managed to convince an iPhone 4s user and a Nexus user (both close colleagues @ work) to switch to the AT&T Note just by allowing them to play with my toy. The Nexus user is a Verizon customer that is now seeking to switch to AT&T. That's pretty special IMO.
b3asty said:
LOL.. I could always elaborate...
I have somehow managed to convince an iPhone 4s user and a Nexus user (both close colleagues @ work) to switch to the AT&T Note just by allowing them to play with my toy. The Nexus user is a Verizon customer that is now seeking to switch to AT&T. That's pretty special IMO.
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It does feel good when you show someone your phone and they automatically love it. I had a Dell Streak before the Note and converted 2 people from iphones to the Dell Streak. My dad even got the Streak but he converted from blackberry. Now my dad and i have the Note and we each have showed someone and both people got the Note when it was on sale at frys for $199.
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Amen to that
I had a random awkward encounter today, but it still put a smile on my face. I was waiting for my next class and reading xda on my note, when a completely random girl, who I noticed had been standing nearby for about 5 minutes, walked by and simply said "nice phone" on her way into a neighboring class. I only had time to say thanks before she was in her class, but it was cool that she apparently knew what phone it was and acknowledged it.
Not that I'm looking for attention at all, but I love the simple conversations it can start with people, and I think people are really starting to realize how awesome Android phones can be. I enjoy showing people my Note and the awesome things it and Android can do.
With Android in general, I have loved being different from everybody that has an iPhone, which is seemingly everybody at my college. Even more so, I like how the Note stands out even more, as I guarantee not a single other phone on the market would have piqued that girls interest around my school, as all you see are iPhones, nor would she gave distinguished it from being any other old regular Android phone. This phone is turning heads, and people have taken a huge liking to Samsung recently.
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I had a random awkward encounter today, but it still put a smile on my face. I was waiting for my next class and reading xda on my note, when a completely random girl, who I noticed had been standing nearby for about 5 minutes, walked by and simply said "nice phone" on her way into a neighboring class. I only had time to say thanks before she was in her class, but it was cool that she apparently knew what phone it was and acknowledged it.
Not that I'm looking for attention at all, but I love the simple conversations it can start with people, and I think people are really starting to realize how awesome Android phones can be. I enjoy showing people my Note and the awesome things it and Android can do.
With Android in general, I have loved being different from everybody that has an iPhone, which is seemingly everybody at my college. Even more so, I like how the Note stands out even more, as I guarantee not a single other phone on the market would have piqued that girls interest around my school, as all you see are iPhones, nor would she gave distinguished it from being any other old regular Android phone. This phone is turning heads, and people have taken a huge liking to Samsung recently.
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Hey now the iPhone is unique, look at all the pretty cases that they can get fr them. And to the other post regarding the guy coming from a Nexus, tell him if he is into modding to stay with the Nexus as u can't touch AOSP. True Google.
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Hey now the iPhone is unique, look at all the pretty cases that they can get fr them. And to the other post regarding the guy coming from a Nexus, tell him if he is into modding to stay with the Nexus as u can't touch AOSP. True Google.
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Point being.... The colleague with the Nexus LOVES my Note. End of story. The wow factor got him (and it still gets me every day).
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This phone is great!!!
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Same here man, this thing is a beast!
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I concur. This thing is amazing. It's my first android phone (I came from a BlackBerry background). It's great to have an "in-between" device that works well as both a phone and a tablet. I'm glad Samsung made such a "big" phone.
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Glad to hear. Ive yet to see anyone carrying a Note in person besides me. But it doesnt bother me, makes me feel unique when I whip it out. All I see are people's eyes squinting at their little 3.5" inch screen (yes i'm talkin about the iPhone). Same sized screen since 2007, its old news. Go BIG or GTFO of here.
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
welchertc said:
I had a random awkward encounter today, but it still put a smile on my face. I was waiting for my next class and reading xda on my note, when a completely random girl, who I noticed had been standing nearby for about 5 minutes, walked by and simply said "nice phone" on her way into a neighboring class. I only had time to say thanks before she was in her class, but it was cool that she apparently knew what phone it was and acknowledged it.
Not that I'm looking for attention at all, but I love the simple conversations it can start with people, and I think people are really starting to realize how awesome Android phones can be. I enjoy showing people my Note and the awesome things it and Android can do.
With Android in general, I have loved being different from everybody that has an iPhone, which is seemingly everybody at my college. Even more so, I like how the Note stands out even more, as I guarantee not a single other phone on the market would have piqued that girls interest around my school, as all you see are iPhones, nor would she gave distinguished it from being any other old regular Android phone. This phone is turning heads, and people have taken a huge liking to Samsung recently.
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So..... What about the girl?
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eviltango said:
So..... What about the girl?
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She just commented on my phone. Haha. I'm happily in a serious relationship, but if I weren't, the girl was nothing special, no offense to her. The gender/attractiveness was insignificant to the compliment in my eyes.
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welchertc said:
She just commented on my phone. Haha. I'm happily in a serious relationship, but if I weren't, the girl was nothing special, no offense to her. The gender/attractiveness was insignificant to the compliment in my eyes.
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that just hurt my feelings..
diana
no im kidding. lol
I'm still getting uninitiated attention in public randomly. This has carried over to the Note from the Streak.
Like if I'm in a regular shopping-type of center, and just standing around using my phone, some random passerby's will notice me and ask about what I'm holding.
But I definitely think this would stick out most in a university lecture hall type of environment.
From asking some random local at&t store sales reps, they said a good share of both genders have purchased the Note. I initially was guessing that it would be mostly guys buying them.

GN2 Jokes

So I get all kinds of comments when people see me stretching my hands over a full five-and-a-half inches of gleaming phablet. From "that thing is HUGE!" to "are you on the phone or did you fall asleep on your flatscreen?" Honestly, I enjoy the attention, and I usually shrug it off by saying "yah, it came with a wall mount bracket and a remote," or "it's a case for my iphone," or "it came with a tiny little knife and a cheese-plate app."
Anyone else heard or told any good Note II jokes?
Verizon Samsung Galaxy Note II
Jelly Beans Build 3
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that's what she said (naturally)
you should see the other guy
yah, it makes my wong look small
you are
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it's the Huawaei Ascend Mate
iPad mini
iPad maxi
iPhorn 5
it's the 5 commandments
kindle fire
carpal tunnel syndrome simulator
hoverboard
lapdesk
People have been stereotyping this phone as a 'Woman's phone' because there are 'demographics' showing more women using this phone than men. I don't know why, but that's what people say on DroidLife when there's an article about a GN2. In my opinion, that's stupid.
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People have been stereotyping this phone as a 'Woman's phone' because there are 'demographics' showing more women using this phone than men. I don't know why, but that's what people say on DroidLife when there's an article about a GN2. In my opinion, that's stupid.
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Maybe because it's more portable when you have a purse? I think as long as you don't wear skinny jeans you'll be fine. My Note 2 fits in my change pocket in my work pants and is barely noticeable.
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if this "thing" makes phone calls.
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chefdave12118 said:
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if this "thing" makes phone calls.
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*Pull out phone
"That's huge!"
*Put up to ear
"That thing makes phone calls?!"
Others: Didn't know tablets made phone calls
Are you bringing back the brick?
The rest (or pretty much all of them) are too dumb to remember.
Pretty much a daily occurrence. Maybe I should start using my Bluetooth headset.
The usual response is, "that thing is huge". Can't help but respond, "that's what she said"
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when people crack me for on my note 2, i just come back with "one day when you break away from foodstamps you can have some technology "
i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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Lulz for thw fanny pack
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jdedeaux said:
i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Dakota0206 said:
No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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i rock the sh!t out of it. haters gon' hate
People usually say "that's huge!" And I always say, "that's what she said! "
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jdedeaux said:
i rock the sh!t out of it. haters gon' hate
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What's your date of birth?
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People always ask me... Is that your phone? I always reply with, no it's the family tv
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Dakota0206 said:
No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Have to agree, unless your a 90's professional wrestler
Is that the ipad mini?
5.5"? I thought you'd said it was 7 (tongue in cheek)
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Dakota0206 said:
No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Agreed, especially when you start pulling out gum and chapstick to prove a point.
Since I'm in high school, most of the people around me simply think it's big as f**k but also awesome. I've gotten "that phone is tuff" and "that phone is odee brolic" for dayz. People always wanna play a game on it too
(btw I don't actually speak like that)
eraursls1984 said:
Maybe because it's more portable when you have a purse? I think as long as you don't wear skinny jeans you'll be fine. My Note 2 fits in my change pocket in my work pants and is barely noticeable.
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I wear skinny jeans and it fines in my pocket perfectly. I mean my pants aren't overly skinny where look like they are painted on but still. I'm a skinny dude so I like stuff fitted.
I'm constantly asked at work if they could borrow my Ipad for a second.
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My favorite was is that the mini ipad? So I just said yep its a mini ipad mini ****s crazy. Don't even think they got the joke. Usually people like the phone and wanna try a game or something
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People at work are always asking why am I holding a tablet to my face when making phone calls.
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