Superman had a bet with Chuck Norris to stop a bullet with his head, the gun that the bullet was in didn't go off because it was afraid of the consequences.
Lets see what everyone can come up with. Time killer till we get some ICS on this bad Mopho.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Cool, I didn't know we were back in 2009 again, let me see if I can dig up some of these rusty old jokes...=P
Chuck Norris wears live rattlesnakes for condoms! Chuck Norris jokes are also gay like that skyrim quote every one uses with the "arrow to the knee" bs.
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity........He got it back!
Chuck norris doesnt walk on land, he swims through it.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble, scrambled eggs.
Chuck Norris is a weak 8 month pregnant woman whos 5'2... Last person who tried saying this sentence outloud died before they even started.
Youve been warned.
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chuck norris can tie his shoes wth his feet.
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice!
Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris
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If you could travel faster than the speed of light, what would you see?
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He tells time what time it is.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Do you know why the number of illegal Mexicans has been on the decline?
Chuck Norris bought a house on the border.
There is a cure for Beiber Fever. It is a dose of Chuck Norris.
The Incredible Hulk was so embarassed from getting roundhouse kicked in the head by CHuck Norris, he fled to the woods and now goes by the name Shrek.
ty0889 said:
Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris
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I think I used to watch Chuck on TV he was a ass kicking Texas Ranger . So he would watch himself kick ass, no?
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He dares the grass to grow.
If you see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he get the information he wants.
Chuck Norris died once but blew up the underworld and then stole the grim reapers boat that took him back.
Very bad I know. Its been a while...
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
When chuck norris jumps into the river, he doesn't get wet. The river gets chuck norrised.
OMFG!!.. these are hilarious.... ROFLcopters (laughing my ass off in the doc office.. other patients waiting are looking at me funny hahahaha)
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Chuck is a Homo! Sorry. Now, where is ICS?
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Rumored that Steve jobs has passed away.. more details I'm sure are coming!
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Confirmed, may he rest in piece.
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I was going to come in and blast you.... but I did a quick search and found a link from Cnet.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-20116336-37/apple-co-founder-chairman-steve-jobs-dies/
Still, I don't think I'd believe it just yet. he was just at the Apple Convention wasn't he?
Not a rumour. He's gone. RIP
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I'm not sure really.. I don't post much and didn't see anything posted so I figured I would put it out there.. Crazy .. He was really young.. Only 56.
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I wonder if his life Flashed before his eyes...
Too soon?
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RIP!!!!!!
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It was on ABC man that was actually shocking, was not expecting it.
I phone 4$ was the death of him
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Steve Jobs did a lot. Sad to see he is dead now.
RIP!!!!!!!!
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Funny, just saw the headline on a local TV station's website. I clicked on it and it said "We're sorry, this story is no longer available".
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R.I.P. To Jobs and thoughts and prayers for his family. And please no haters come in and ruin ****. I'm not an apple fan by no means, but please have some respect.
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in case there was any question at all....
http://www.apple.com/
the main page was changed to reflect his passing
I'm actually kindof sad about it... he was a visionary.
Can't believe it. The timing... RIP.
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Although I very much dislike apple, I still respect Jobs. It is very clear that he was a very remarkable and brilliant man who has contributed greatly to his field and the world. It is truly unfortunate that he has passed at just 56 years of age. The world of computing has lost one of its greatest members. RIP
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Although I very much dislike apple, I still respect Jobs. It is very clear that he was a very remarkable and brilliant man who has contributed greatly to his field and the world. It is truly unfortunate that he has passed at just 56 years of age. The world of computing has lost one of its greatest members. RIP
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poweroutlet said:
Although I very much dislike apple, I still respect Jobs. It is very clear that he was a very remarkable and brilliant man who has contributed greatly to his field and the world. It is truly unfortunate that he has passed at just 56 years of age. The world of computing has lost one of its greatest members. RIP
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RIP Steve Jobs, Revolutionary Technology the changed the way we see it
One more thing : I hope his loves get thru this, after all he is one of mote recognize people in tech industry.
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful…that matters. -Steve Jobs
RIP Steve Jobs, Revolutionary Technology the changed the way we see it
I noticed today the tip of my s pen is loose it moves around quite a bit.
Is this normal and I just didn't notice it till now
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Yes this is completely normal. I'm an ATT rep
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OK thanks I kinda figured but wanted to be sure.
Oh no an att rep on a developer forum just joking
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Just thought I'd share. Now availabe for android.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instagram.android
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I don't understand this fab with instagram, there are dozens of apps out there on android that do a better job and have much more filters then this crap. Just because Iphone owners don't have those programs, everyone jumps on the bandwagoon.
here's just a few:
http://picplz.com/android/
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...SwyLDEsImNvbS5yZWR3b2xmYW1hLnBpY3R3aXR0ZXIiXQ..
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...yLDEsImNvbS5saWdodGJveC5hbmRyb2lkLnBob3RvcyJd
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...sImNvbS5waG9uZXpvby5hbmRyb2lkLnN0cmVhbXpvbyJd
I'm sure you can find way more.
There's already a thread about this..
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
What is your thought on instagram? I have come away not impressed. I mean we have a great camera, and ALL of the filters make my pics look old. I think it is just a idea that got popular. But isn't that great of a true app. I actually prefer lightbox.
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It's just an image filter app to me, nothing really that special...
Just seems like a filter. Don't know why some iPhone users are getting butthurt over its Android availability
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It's the social aspect that's appealing. I agree that the app isn't all that great, although the push notifications are handled nicely, but for whatever reason it's become the social picture app. Who knows why and how, but it has...
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Yeah I had never really wanted it. The social aspect is cool. But I'm still not impressed. Maybe they will add things to improve it. IPhone users seem to fall in love with the most basic of things.
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Yeah I had never really wanted it. The social aspect is cool. But I'm still not impressed. Maybe they will add things to improve it. IPhone users seem to fall in love with the most basic of things.
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same here, not too impressed and rather use camera fx.
i've been using vignette and pixlr-o-matic for awhile now, its not that hard to upload a photo after using either of those programs, instagram just lacks in filters and effects imho.
a ton of hype and no delivery.
Wtf is Instagram?
Never heard of it till today. Sounds like it's an iPhone thing. So it's not my thing.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
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Wtf is Instagram?
Never heard of it till today. Sounds like it's an iPhone thing. So it's not my thing.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
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It was, and my friends were raving about it, and how "droid" didn't have it. So I downloaded and I'm trying to get into it but I'm not. I have people following me too, but I can't stand the filters
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he he he
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Just seems like a filter. Don't know why some iPhone users are getting butthurt over its Android availability
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Its slowly sinking in that their phones really, well... suck
tiny screen/crap bandwidth/no new phone to show you are better than everyone cause it looks just like the last two...
I hate it that people think they're photographers cuz they use it. I got like 15 friends on fb that all of their pics are with instagram
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I enjoy the picture sharing part of it, I like firing it up and seeing the feed of photos from my friends and family. However I am not a fan of the way it has you actually take the pictures, it seems a tad counter-intuitive to me.
So Mark Suckerberg bought Instagram?
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Did he? Must be something special then. I know I definitely won't need it now.
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Ya. He bought instagram and their development team for $1billion.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
I love instagram.
I don't understand why we went from crappy cams inside flip phones to 8MP just to take pictures like it's 1955. Lame..
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I love instagram.
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I can understand some things but it just doesn't stand out as the 1 billion dollar purchase it was just bought for, what do you like about it?
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I don't understand why we went from crappy cams inside flip phones to 8MP just to take pictures like it's 1955. Lame..
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True.
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honestly at first i thought instagram was really nice ... till i saw the editing effects amaze has much better cause we can keep the photos (not sure if u can save from instagram? always makes me upload!) I have the app but dont use it.
Alright we've had the phone for sometimes now and I know that almost everyone has had "that moment" with their galaxy note. So just share with the community what yours was and don't be shy I guarantee someone has had one way more embarrassing.
Mine was when in was walking down the hall and I had a slippery plastic case on my Gnote2 and it started turning sideways in my pocket and everyone was starring at me weirdly and I didn't know why until I tried to sit down an hour later and found out that my note was sideways in my pocket and it looks like I had a iLame mini in my pocket.
pr0n. Because 5.5 inches is the best to experience it. Pun intended.
But seriously, all the college guys around the campus ask if I watch erm...pr0n on such a big display lol Pretty damn embarrassing.
Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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I walk into class late and my teacher goes *that's a big ass phone* and everybody looks at me funny. Now I am the guy with the big phone.
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Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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Ok, I officially want to see your phone!
Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
for those of you who played Ghosts N' Goblins in the arcade, you know that jingle that plays when you start level one? the 5 second one? yeah, that's my notification tone. At 5:00 in the morning, i walk into my incredibly spacious work area with about 50 other people sitting around. that sound goes off at its loudest volume and literally echos through the area.
No regrets.
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Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
barrackOBAMA said:
Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
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You're doing God's work, son.
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Girl at pennstation asked me if it was the Note II and I said yes and she said,"That is so big can I hold it?!" And I said ,"yeah you can I really don't get to hear that enough!"
She just started laughing and walked away. :banghead:
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...When girls say, "Thats so big! How does it even fit in your pants?" and I just give them the
Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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And thats where you say "that's not the only big thing I got"
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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droidx2.3.3 said:
Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Ha!
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Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Would be worth it! Specially if she says," I'll hold that later "
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