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Superman had a bet with Chuck Norris to stop a bullet with his head, the gun that the bullet was in didn't go off because it was afraid of the consequences.
Lets see what everyone can come up with. Time killer till we get some ICS on this bad Mopho.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Cool, I didn't know we were back in 2009 again, let me see if I can dig up some of these rusty old jokes...=P
Chuck Norris wears live rattlesnakes for condoms! Chuck Norris jokes are also gay like that skyrim quote every one uses with the "arrow to the knee" bs.
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity........He got it back!
Chuck norris doesnt walk on land, he swims through it.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble, scrambled eggs.
Chuck Norris is a weak 8 month pregnant woman whos 5'2... Last person who tried saying this sentence outloud died before they even started.
Youve been warned.
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chuck norris can tie his shoes wth his feet.
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice!
Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris
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If you could travel faster than the speed of light, what would you see?
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He tells time what time it is.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Do you know why the number of illegal Mexicans has been on the decline?
Chuck Norris bought a house on the border.
There is a cure for Beiber Fever. It is a dose of Chuck Norris.
The Incredible Hulk was so embarassed from getting roundhouse kicked in the head by CHuck Norris, he fled to the woods and now goes by the name Shrek.
ty0889 said:
Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris
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I think I used to watch Chuck on TV he was a ass kicking Texas Ranger . So he would watch himself kick ass, no?
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He dares the grass to grow.
If you see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he get the information he wants.
Chuck Norris died once but blew up the underworld and then stole the grim reapers boat that took him back.
Very bad I know. Its been a while...
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
When chuck norris jumps into the river, he doesn't get wet. The river gets chuck norrised.
OMFG!!.. these are hilarious.... ROFLcopters (laughing my ass off in the doc office.. other patients waiting are looking at me funny hahahaha)
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Chuck is a Homo! Sorry. Now, where is ICS?
I walked in lastnight to buy my Note and the sales lady greeted me. We talked about the note for a bit, went to the display model and gave it a quick whirl and then I went through with placing the order for my upgrade.
I was there maybe 35 - 40 minutes and during that time, the same display model that I had used earlier, was stolen. They just left the back of the case attached to the security plug and took the body/battery.
There had to have been about 12 - 15 ATT store employees there and no one saw anything. Ofcourse they have video and the IMEI number so as soon as the phone is activated they can shut it down, but that was just incredible to me that someone had the balls to pull a stunt like that.
Drama aside, I'm loving the hell out of my white note! I'm 6-1, 225 coming from an Atrix and now that 4" screen looks like a toy. My wife is appalled at the size, but she's an ifangirl so... what can ya do lol
Haha, an ifangirl eh? Have to work on that man! I'm loving this phone too and I'm also coming from an Atrix. HUGE improvement. Recently converted the parents from their isheepism to the dark side of Android. Now the dad is rocking a Razr Maxx and the mom is using a Galaxy Nexus (they are on Verizon.) I think I did pretty good with that conversion! Lol. They are addicted to Android now, like I am.
That's unreal it was stolen while you were there. You made a killer phone choice, enjoy.
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Err0xx said:
Haha, an ifangirl eh? Have to work on that man! I'm loving this phone too and I'm also coming from an Atrix. HUGE improvement. Recently converted the parents from their isheepism to the dark side of Android. Now the dad is rocking a Razr Maxx and the mom is using a Galaxy Nexus (they are on Verizon.) I think I did pretty good with that conversion! Lol. They are addicted to Android now, like I am.
That's unreal it was stolen while you were there. You made a killer phone choice, enjoy.
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I've been trying to convert the boss lady, but she's quite happy being told how her phone should work lol.
I've converted my 2 brothers and their wives to Android though, all from iphones lol. I think I've done a fairly good job!
Yeah, the person who took the phone is on video and that IMEI is effectively a paperweight at this point. I hope it was worth it to the thief... I almost feel bad for that craig's list /ebay victim if they sell it that way.
Lol kind of dumb for them to attach it just by the back.
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Willanhanyard said:
Lol kind of dumb for them to attach it just by the back.
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I can pop the back off with my CommuteMate DashGrip pad. That thing sticks so well I was using it to vertically mount the Note for the drive home back from BestBuy. I don't have any finger nails to pry off the back so I can use it if needed, lol.
Congrats on your Note purchase.
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Happens every once and a while in our store. We can't physically stop anyone who does it either.
And the security attachment is supposed to be on both sides of the phone
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Yeah at my store in schaumburg, it happens literally once a month.... however, people are getting clever with it. This one guy stole an iPhone 4s but get this.... he replaced it with an iPhone 4! I tried to demo siri to someone and was literally like... dafuq is this? One other time some guy stole an lg thrill and we had a running joke that he was the one that got duped
When you have like twelve people waiting to be helped you can't really fix problems, make sure you dont make mistakes in accounts and watch for thieves at the same time
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That's it?
Boring....
And it I thought it was something exciting like you figured out how to get your Note to do dishes or something....
I'm sure all of us have been teased by these people, them saying its too big, etc is that a tablet? Blah blah blah! I got sick of it and started reading them back. Curious what some of you have come up with, these are mine.
"*squint* What is that? A phone for ants!"
"Wow your keychain has internet on it? That's awesome!"
"Oh man! How do you read on that thing? The screen is the size of a post it"
I got to admit i love the look on there face when they try out my note.
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Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
burhanistan said:
Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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Twisted politiks said:
By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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I always thought so
burhanistan said:
Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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I didn't say it defines anyonem . Just talking about playful teasing among friends
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I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Willanhanyard said:
Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Either your too serious or your friends are. Who would stop being friends with someone over a harmless joke
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I owned a 3g and ip4 for a good 2+ years....so was very used to it.
HOWEVER, I laughed at myself today...at BestBuy I saw a display for a Blood Pressure arm band attached to a small, dinky looking device.
After staring at the device, i paused, laughed almost out loud and realized it was an iPhone...I had to do a double take just to make sure...it seemed so miniature.
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Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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That's the mentality of iPhone users lol !!! you can't say anything negative about the product.
Me and there of my friends at work have a friendly phone war going on. Two have Androids and the other two have iPhones. We're always trying to "out feature" each other. They had to admit that they both were thinking of switching to Android when we finished with them.
It's funny watching iPhone users looking at the screen 2 inches from their face.... Haha.
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I have a friend that bashes Android all the time but he has an htc rezound. Anytime something happens to his phone he says if he had an iphone he wouldn't have that problem.
On the other hand, every time i whip out my note there is the occasional...gd, wtf, holy sh#t, and other comments that make me smile
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I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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I do same thing,am like what's this small thing you got leaving my Note on desk in a way they look.
And I show Note,everyone feels a shame of their iPhone and accept Note is best, but only few admit by tongue, and some show other way frustration.
Well I enjoy all, so funny.
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I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
rich250 said:
I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
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True.
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And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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What
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I've converted a few seemingly faithful iSheep to galaxy phones and have had letters written to best buy thanking me lol some people are willing to break the mold and try something else. Some are hopeless
The hopeless ones are the most fun to mess with hahaha
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So many PROs and CONs, the PROS out weight the CONS.
After showing 7 iPhone users at work the note, they just curl their tail up under their butt and walk away without saying anything.
I know they knew they made a mistake getting th iphone.
LOL
What is your thought on instagram? I have come away not impressed. I mean we have a great camera, and ALL of the filters make my pics look old. I think it is just a idea that got popular. But isn't that great of a true app. I actually prefer lightbox.
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It's just an image filter app to me, nothing really that special...
Just seems like a filter. Don't know why some iPhone users are getting butthurt over its Android availability
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It's the social aspect that's appealing. I agree that the app isn't all that great, although the push notifications are handled nicely, but for whatever reason it's become the social picture app. Who knows why and how, but it has...
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Yeah I had never really wanted it. The social aspect is cool. But I'm still not impressed. Maybe they will add things to improve it. IPhone users seem to fall in love with the most basic of things.
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xndabox said:
Yeah I had never really wanted it. The social aspect is cool. But I'm still not impressed. Maybe they will add things to improve it. IPhone users seem to fall in love with the most basic of things.
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same here, not too impressed and rather use camera fx.
i've been using vignette and pixlr-o-matic for awhile now, its not that hard to upload a photo after using either of those programs, instagram just lacks in filters and effects imho.
a ton of hype and no delivery.
Wtf is Instagram?
Never heard of it till today. Sounds like it's an iPhone thing. So it's not my thing.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
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Wtf is Instagram?
Never heard of it till today. Sounds like it's an iPhone thing. So it's not my thing.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
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It was, and my friends were raving about it, and how "droid" didn't have it. So I downloaded and I'm trying to get into it but I'm not. I have people following me too, but I can't stand the filters
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he he he
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Just seems like a filter. Don't know why some iPhone users are getting butthurt over its Android availability
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Its slowly sinking in that their phones really, well... suck
tiny screen/crap bandwidth/no new phone to show you are better than everyone cause it looks just like the last two...
I hate it that people think they're photographers cuz they use it. I got like 15 friends on fb that all of their pics are with instagram
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I enjoy the picture sharing part of it, I like firing it up and seeing the feed of photos from my friends and family. However I am not a fan of the way it has you actually take the pictures, it seems a tad counter-intuitive to me.
So Mark Suckerberg bought Instagram?
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
Did he? Must be something special then. I know I definitely won't need it now.
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Ya. He bought instagram and their development team for $1billion.
Chuck Norris can but Walker Texas Ranger can't.
I love instagram.
I don't understand why we went from crappy cams inside flip phones to 8MP just to take pictures like it's 1955. Lame..
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I love instagram.
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I can understand some things but it just doesn't stand out as the 1 billion dollar purchase it was just bought for, what do you like about it?
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I don't understand why we went from crappy cams inside flip phones to 8MP just to take pictures like it's 1955. Lame..
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True.
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honestly at first i thought instagram was really nice ... till i saw the editing effects amaze has much better cause we can keep the photos (not sure if u can save from instagram? always makes me upload!) I have the app but dont use it.
Alright we've had the phone for sometimes now and I know that almost everyone has had "that moment" with their galaxy note. So just share with the community what yours was and don't be shy I guarantee someone has had one way more embarrassing.
Mine was when in was walking down the hall and I had a slippery plastic case on my Gnote2 and it started turning sideways in my pocket and everyone was starring at me weirdly and I didn't know why until I tried to sit down an hour later and found out that my note was sideways in my pocket and it looks like I had a iLame mini in my pocket.
pr0n. Because 5.5 inches is the best to experience it. Pun intended.
But seriously, all the college guys around the campus ask if I watch erm...pr0n on such a big display lol Pretty damn embarrassing.
Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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I walk into class late and my teacher goes *that's a big ass phone* and everybody looks at me funny. Now I am the guy with the big phone.
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chrisjz said:
Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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Ok, I officially want to see your phone!
Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
for those of you who played Ghosts N' Goblins in the arcade, you know that jingle that plays when you start level one? the 5 second one? yeah, that's my notification tone. At 5:00 in the morning, i walk into my incredibly spacious work area with about 50 other people sitting around. that sound goes off at its loudest volume and literally echos through the area.
No regrets.
barrackOBAMA said:
Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
barrackOBAMA said:
Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
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You're doing God's work, son.
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Girl at pennstation asked me if it was the Note II and I said yes and she said,"That is so big can I hold it?!" And I said ,"yeah you can I really don't get to hear that enough!"
She just started laughing and walked away. :banghead:
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...When girls say, "Thats so big! How does it even fit in your pants?" and I just give them the
Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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And thats where you say "that's not the only big thing I got"
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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droidx2.3.3 said:
Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Ha!
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Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Would be worth it! Specially if she says," I'll hold that later "
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